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Name: Will
Country: Canada
State: British Columbia
Metro: Vancouver
Birthday: 6/18/1982
Gender: Male
Interests: Muay Thai Kickboxing, Boxing, Mixed Martial Arts, Racing, Jogging, Tennis, Basketball, Hiking, Biking, Hockey, Rap & RnB Music, Action Movies, Comedy Movies, Anime, Poetry, Poker
Occupation: Sales
Industry: Media
Message: message me
AIM:  will6o4
Member Since:
6/29/2004
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| Women and their infallible logic...
All women are always right regardless of what logic, science, religion
or law dictates. You simply cannot convince them they are
wrong. In their little world inside their minds, they are always
right. Through the use of their mouths, they extend this very
concept into reality, and as a result, men as a gender will always be
wrong.
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| Hello. Happy 2006.
The flowing rivers of time seem to flow faster as a person ages.
As a child each year seemed like an eternity. While as adults the days,
the months, and to some extent the years too, rush by us. Time is
one of the few things in life which we cannot replenish. Spend it
wisely.
Goodbye, until tomorrow in 2007.
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| For those of you who like oysters...
Oyster as defined by UrbanDictionary.com:
1. Oyster
The result of recieving felatio then before
ejaculation removing the penis from the girls mouth, making her lift up
her tounge and then ejaculating under the tounge, resembiling a pearl
in an oysters mouth
Chuck loves the way his cum looks in Sheelas mouth so he makes her do the oyster at least once a day.
2. Oyster
1) a person who tends to "change their gender," or act like a member of their opposite gender.
2) a person of/associating with the Republican party
He looks like such an oyster in that sweater!
3. Oyster
Big thing that looks like a big booger.
I have a[n] oyster in my nose.
My personal favorite, #3! So do you still like
oysters? Here, have a "Big thing that looks like a big booger",
my treat 
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| In the wee hours of the night, I appear and post some scribbles of text
which now appear on your screen. During my absence I've acquired
some wisdom which I shall share with you all.
"Thou must knowest that thy idea stinketh but thy breath smelleth oh so fresh."
What does it mean? It means that even though you may look good
and have a nice smelling breath, that doesn't mean you're innovative
and/or creative. The two cannot be, and are not correlated to
each other.
You may ask, "but why are you posting such random garbage?" The answer lies in this:
"One man's garbage is another man's holy grail."
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| Real fortune cookies... The joyfulness of a man prolongeth his days.
You have an active mind and a keen imagination. Ok,
I get the first one, it's nice and wise. But what's the deal with
the second one? Is it trying to give me some insight on my
life? Or maybe it's just something everyone wants to hear.
Bitch, pleeeease. Give me advice, give me facts of life, but
don't put a generic sentence in a fortune cookie trying to tell me
about me.
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